Must be Lonely George

[Armando Ramos]

Gollinisms

"When I use a word," Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, "it means just what I choose it to mean - neither more nor less....Impenetrability! That's what I say!'"

-Alice in Gollinland

You would think a guy with a PhD would be able to express himself at something more than a kindergarten level.  The fact that he doesn't suggests either he is a moron or he thinks he is communicating with morons.  Without 15 other guys to write his stuff for him he really is a Humpty.