02-13-2009, 05:36 AM
Quote:(he called me out of the blue)
^ hello
? hello, this is Janko from online...
^ Ah...uh...who...?
? Janko...the Lutheran pastor...
^ oh I see, you are the guy who loves boys...
? by God no! Are you are Nazi or something? But I'll admit the June update was pretty hot...
^ but we're still in April...
? I got the master password...
^ Oh, so you must be the guy who researched a book on massage parlors, right?
? No, that was Gregg...my name's John...
^ John? Oh, right... Klempner... hey! About those four Millard Fillmore doctorates, I really want...
? No...that is John, John Bear...
^ Excuse me...you are that guy in New Zealand who used to run that phoney hospitality school and whose last accounts looked like an 'after' photo of a meteor storm on Mercury...
? No...that was George Brown...and he's in Australia...
^ Say...who's the guy who loves dogs, then...
? I'm afraid that's not in my bookmarks...
^ ...yet...well, nice talking with you Alan...nice job you're doing in Oregon...
? I am not Alan...
^ But if you don't like dogs and you are not the massage parlor guy, either, then you must like boys...
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A.A Mole University
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore

