Doogle @ Homeland Security

[BROWN TEAL]

Your advice in this matter is worthless. My degrees come from:
Community College of the Air Force (accredited by SACS)
The University of the State of New York (accredited by Middle States)
National University (accredited by WASC)
Union Institute and University (accredited by NCA)
The two doctorates you've claimed come from:
Trinity College and University (never accredited, no longer operating in the U.S. Never recognized by any authoritative body as a university, despite operating from multiple addresses.)
Knightsbridge University (never accredited, operated from a man's house--a man without the academic credentials to do so, even. Operated from a series of addresses, purporting to be a British school--it was not--until settling in Denmark--where it was not recognized by Danish authorities, or any other, as a university.)
The facts above are not in dispute. What they mean is, but really, only by you.

Sad that Dooglearse doesn't post here any more as he helped brighten up the place somewhat - although his friend Ham has taken his place quite successfully, but does not have the 'class' of the Air Vice Marshal!