Doogle @ Homeland Security

[Albert Hidel]

Wow, that vaunted Union PhD was so powerful he felt the need to go get another doctorate. Well, you can't have too many, especially when the first one is crap.

There's the difference between Doogle and Levijerkoff.?

The pervert truck driver would have us believe that Union is Harvard Lite (same great credibility with only half the work).?

At least Doctor Doctor Doogle knows his 9-month wonder is a joke.? This time he's going to get one with a British accent.? I say, old chum, my new Lester dee soc sci is the dog's bollocks!? Bob's your uncle, jolly good, pip pip, cheerio, bugger all, carry on.

If the first one was any good would he need a second one?? You don't see Gollum rounding up another 15 pals to have a go at another PhD, do you?