12-02-2011, 09:11 AM
(09-15-2011, 02:31 PM)Ben Johnson Wrote: So Zurlini writes Chapter 13. Which one does George write? Who writes each of the other 13 chapters. Sounds like a PhD at Princeton.
Zurlini? If he wasn't so useless there might have been state charges. It really would be interesting to hear his excuses.
Chapter 13
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly my phone it rings and this dumbass Gollin guy is on the line, claiming to be a G-Man. He got some wild misogynistic rant going on about how he has the goods on Dixie Randock and wants her put away for life or maybe longer.
Who the hell is Dixie Randock, I asks.
Either the connection suddenly loads with static or this Gollin dork is scratching his ass with the phone. He says he’ll send me the info.
I tells him to send it to the FTC, as it’s a federal deal and I ain’t. He says they already blew him off. I tells him to leave his sex life out of it. He says, no, he means when they stopped laughing they told him it was a state deal and they ain’t.
I tells him to send it to the SS,on account of Clinton is out of office now so nobody wants to assassinate the president so bad any more, soes they got a lot of free time on their hands.
First he thinks I mean Social Security and calls them, then he wises up and calls the Secret Service.
Thats the last I heres about it until all of a sudden the US Attorney has stolen this Randock dames records and is prosecuting her on some trumped up charges.
Once I figure out they ain’t kidding I knows if they got her records they ain’t gonna give em back soes how she gonna prepare any defense? Shes screwed so I steps up and takes a few bows like it was my idea and all.
This Gollin guy finds out I was an English major at Penn State and wants me to collaborate with him writing a book. He says it dont matter if I dont know nothing, on account of thats how they do it at Princeton. He just need another 14 more guys and hes home free.
So there you have it. I quit my boring govermint job and now Im just waiting until the royality checks starts to rolling in.
The End.
