Gollins Sponsor Chamber Music

[Dickie Billericay]

Is that a smile or is Mrs. Hyphen just grimacing from the glare off Gollum's bald dome?

Isn't a hyper-reflective scalp considered an environmental hazard?

Isn't there some Associate Vice-Chancellor for Research at UIUC responsible for assuring the highest possible level of confidence in public safety? Shouldn't they be passing out sunglasses or something?


Yes, the co-equal transgendered look not only makes a statement about today's politically correct modern couple, but minimizes dangerous light refraction conditions for the non-visually impaired as well.

BTW, isn't that the same man-suit it was wearing in this picture?


Can't it afford more than one change of clothes, or does it just wear the same suit every day to avoid the complicated fashion decisions associated with a female lifestyle?

Maybe it trades pork for suits at the local haberdashery, and that's the best they will give it now that they know the hogs were all mutants?