George Gollin Linked to Swine Flu Epidemic

[True Patriot]

NEWS FLASH

The CDC has successfully linked the Swine Flu epidemic to George Gollin and his wife Melanie Loots-Gollin in the sale of research hogs, better known as "Swine". Stay tuned in the coming days for additional information regarding this extremely important health and safety matter. The Department for Homeland Security is investigating.

[Albert Hidel]

NEWS FLASH

The CDC has successfully linked the Swine Flu epidemic to George Gollin and his wife Melanie Loots-Gollin in the sale of research hogs, better known as "Swine". Stay tuned in the coming days for additional information regarding this extremely important health and safety matter. The Department for Homeland Security is investigating.

Good of you to include the smilie , suggesting that you jest.  Otherwise the humor-impaired out there might not have detected your merry mirth-making.  Although we associate the Gollins with a variety of diseased and debauched conduct, it's not yet proven that they had anything to do with the swine flu epidemic.  

[4Knee Kate]

Although we associate the Gollins with a variety of diseased and debauched conduct, it's not yet proven that they had anything to do with the swine flu epidemic.  

It would be interesting to learn to whom the lovely Mrs. Hyphen sold those offending swine.  Americans might have better sense than to eat such filth but our poorer friends to the south might not have the luxury of choice.  Plus Oaxacans might be attracted to the verdant glow of the Gollin Swine.