05-14-2023, 05:07 PM
Thanks for the heads up, William. We fired up the DL Truth blimp this morning and will be passing over the big celebration at Rimmer-Whackoff Chapel, 1900 S Philo Rd, Urbana, Illinois, at right around 3:00 p.m. on Sunday to offer an inspirational message for all.
![[Image: blimp001.jpg]](http://www.dltruth.com/gollum/blimp001.jpg)
Normally we drop spring rolls, chocolate vaginas, and condom keychains to all the onlookers at such occasions, but given that in this case they are likely to be Gollins of some sort, they no doubt already have a complete set. No need to be redundant when there are ten million needy illegal aliens swarming over the border who could really use them.
Sorry, no parachuting Asian hookers this time either. We are holding them in reserve for when George snuffs it, which by the looks of him should be soon.
![[Image: 79328997.jpg]](http://www.dltruth.com/gollum/79328997.jpg)
Normally we drop spring rolls, chocolate vaginas, and condom keychains to all the onlookers at such occasions, but given that in this case they are likely to be Gollins of some sort, they no doubt already have a complete set. No need to be redundant when there are ten million needy illegal aliens swarming over the border who could really use them.
Sorry, no parachuting Asian hookers this time either. We are holding them in reserve for when George snuffs it, which by the looks of him should be soon.