08-07-2019, 12:47 PM
Good evening friends and welcome to another exciting episode of
The Adventures of Mel & George
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In tonight's installment, George receives some troubling news...
GEORGE: So, you're going to Berkeley with...an eggplant?
MEL: Oh George, don't be silly. It's strictly business, administrative stuff you wouldn't understand.
GEORGE: Um, yeah, but still...
MEL: You know all my male friends are gay. Just like all my female friends.
GEORGE: Um, yeah, but still...
MEL: Come on, you know I like my sausage kosher, not smoked.
GEORGE: Um, yeah, but that was like 30 years ago...
MEL: Look, our darling daughter Chlamydia dropped off some more of those delicious chocolate vaginas. If you get lonely you can grab one and jerk off.
GEORGE: But that's what I did last time.
MEL: That's what you do every time. Get used to it. At your age that's the closest to the real thing you're ever gonna get.
The Adventures of Mel & George
In tonight's installment, George receives some troubling news...
GEORGE: So, you're going to Berkeley with...an eggplant?
MEL: Oh George, don't be silly. It's strictly business, administrative stuff you wouldn't understand.
GEORGE: Um, yeah, but still...
MEL: You know all my male friends are gay. Just like all my female friends.
GEORGE: Um, yeah, but still...
MEL: Come on, you know I like my sausage kosher, not smoked.
GEORGE: Um, yeah, but that was like 30 years ago...
MEL: Look, our darling daughter Chlamydia dropped off some more of those delicious chocolate vaginas. If you get lonely you can grab one and jerk off.
GEORGE: But that's what I did last time.
MEL: That's what you do every time. Get used to it. At your age that's the closest to the real thing you're ever gonna get.