Unethical Scumbag George Gollin Fined $5000 for Ethics Violations

[Winston Smith]

Too unethical for Illinois? That's like being too stoned to stay at Keith Richards' house.

This might sound strange coming from me, but you have to leave.

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2007/12/phillips200712

This would be funny if it wasn't so tragically sad. Too unethical for Illinois politics--the cesspool of corruption that gave us Barry Soetoro.

Called "screwball," "cuckoo," "lame," "dishonest," "a joke," "silly," "goofy," "idiotic" "pitiful," "pathetic" and "absolutely bizarre"--by other Illinois Dimocrats. Blows half a million bucks on bogus attack ads and then finishes third to a guy who didn't spend any money at all.

Too much of an asshole for DegreeDiscussion. Too much of a liability for CHEA. Too crappy a writer for the U of Illinois Press. Busted by his own lesbian daughter for listening to the "SMDFMA" song with her.

What's next? Too violent for the Manson Family? Too racist for the KKK? Too gay boy porn for Degree Info?