Unethical Scumbag George Gollin Fined $5000 for Ethics Violations

[Dickie Billericay]

Laura Greene--Ethics Violator


Nancy Blake--Ethics Violator

Jesus Christ Almighty! My eyes are bleeding! I'll never get those horrible images out of my head! I realize it's a university and not a beauty pageant, but hasn't the good Lord punished those um, women enough?

No wonder they eagerly replied to Gollin's ethics-violating campaign emails. It was probably the first time anyone of the more-or-less opposite gender had ever initiated a conversation. I notice even Gollin didn't bother to just walk down the hall and talk to them in person, as it might have ruined his appetite for lunch. He was probably trying to recruit them to be some of his Fabulous Gollin Babes.

Attention UIUC Ethics Enforcement! Be on the lookout for these suspects: