02-17-2008, 06:58 AM
That poor Kazmierczak lad obviously was suffering from hyper-hyphenation syndrome.
His UIUC faculty adviser was Jan Carter-Black. Other UIUC personnel to whom he may have been exposed include Professors Diane L. Essex-Sorlie, Karen M. Chapman-Novakofski, Terry Fletcher-Hatch, Jennie C. Hsu-Lumetta, Reinaldo Sanchez-Torres, and Rebecca L. Morgan-Boyd. The UIUC Associate Vice Chancellor of Mutant Pork Disposal Management is Melanie Loots-Gollin.
Scientific research studies have shown conclusively that prolonged exposure to hyphenation can cause disruption of male hormonal production and shrinkage of the genitalia. One need look no further than John Weaver-Hudson to observe the ravages of this unfortunate condition.
His UIUC faculty adviser was Jan Carter-Black. Other UIUC personnel to whom he may have been exposed include Professors Diane L. Essex-Sorlie, Karen M. Chapman-Novakofski, Terry Fletcher-Hatch, Jennie C. Hsu-Lumetta, Reinaldo Sanchez-Torres, and Rebecca L. Morgan-Boyd. The UIUC Associate Vice Chancellor of Mutant Pork Disposal Management is Melanie Loots-Gollin.
Scientific research studies have shown conclusively that prolonged exposure to hyphenation can cause disruption of male hormonal production and shrinkage of the genitalia. One need look no further than John Weaver-Hudson to observe the ravages of this unfortunate condition.