Time: George Gollin 'Making Money on Gov. Shutdown'

[Don Dresden]

Has Mrs. Hyphen stopped experimenting with mutant hogs and started in on humans?

You may be onto something, Armando. Gollin knows that nobody with a fully functioning brain would vote for a putz like him. Thus he needs to increase the brain-damaged, mutant, and zombie population.

He's creating a horde of circus freaks and mental defectives that he will bus around from polling place to polling place on election day. No one will notice because they look and act pretty much like all the other Democrat voters.

Then his wife will eradicate the evidence by having them all butchered and sold to the unsuspecting public for food.

Soylent Green is Gollin voters! The horror, the horror...