08-27-2012, 11:57 PM
Quote:"I always felt bad," said Gisela Casella, who lived a few floors above Johnson in a modest apartment building on the Upper East Side. "I said, `Doesn't he have a girlfriend?' I never saw him with anybody."
Pervert dating tips from Gay Al himself:
Quote:Wednesday, July 25, 2012http://oregonreview.blogspot.com/
Library Dating
In March, 2009, when I was working on an essay on online dating, I encountered the following posting:
Quote:"Sex in the library is overblown. Don't you want a little more? Here is what I want:
You e-mail me a call number of any book you like. We meet there tomorrow night at 8:30 p.m. There, you tell me why you chose it. We hang out for awhile (maybe get a coffee downstairs). Afterwards, we go back to week ten and looming finals.
I have no expectations for looks, sex appeal or performance, endowment, race, religion, ethnicity. I just want a good ol' fashioned library date.
The deal is that I can only choose one person, and my choice will be based on the call number you choose.
Up for the challenge?"
I have always regretted that I did not respond.
Posted by Alan Contreras at 3:24 PM No comments:
Now you know why the pages of all the books in the Medford library are stuck together.