AMU Idiocy

[Harrison J Bounel]

In this case, the illiterate buffoon who creates the garbage used at AMU/APUS is department head Elena Mastors. She claims a PhD in Poli Sci from Washington State University, where apparently being dumber than dirt is no impediment to an academic career.


Elena Mastors
Dumber than dirt

Wonder what ever happened to Elena "Dumber than dirt" Mastors? Apparently too dumb even for AMU/APUS. So naturally, according to her LinkedIn profile, she is now the "Dean of Faculty at University of Phoenix." The very same fine institution of higher learning that once employed (or may still) such mental dynamos as Bruce Tait and Rich Douglas. Anybody notice a pattern here???

Ever had this happen? You try to even up your moustache, only you cut a little bit too much off one side, so you have to cut a little more off the other side, but then you cut a little too much so you have to go back to the first side, etc.? Eventually you start looking like fucking Hitler so you just shave the whole damn thing off and start over.

I guess women have that problem with their fake eyebrows. They draw one too high and they have to either raise the other one to match or start over. Or they would if they noticed, or weren't too lazy to bother. Elena "Dumber than dirt" Mastors must have figured it wasn't a beauty contest, or if it was she wasn't gonna win anyway, so she just left that right eyebrow a good quarter inch higher than the left.


Elena Mastors
Still dumber than dirt

[Winston Smith]

Elena Mastors
Still dumber than dirt

WTF is that? Creepy. Reminds me of that Phil Hartman character on SNL, the Austrian tranny whatever on the game show.


Size 7 poop chute anyone?