Gay Al's New um "Job," sort of

[Virtual Bison]

I would love to be on the other side of an interview when Al is the candidate.

I would be like.
"So Mr Contreras what makes you feel that you are qualified for this job?"

"Well I did considerable research for the State of Oregon and public service alerting the public on subject of Diploma Mills" (raising index finger in self congratulatory rightousness.)

"You don't say. Well I did a little checking on you background. Lets see.. hmmm... something about a civil rights violation. Care to explain that?"

"Well a man in my position needs attracts enemies. The Diploma Mill operators, well they are a powerful force."

"You don't say. Well you did make it difficult for a lot of innocent people who, shall we say got the short end of the stick in some of your efforts."

"But they deserved it and I regret nothing!"

"Really? Well I had a chance to talk to some of these people!"

"What? Don't you believe me? Is this the face of a liar? Look, I got references from some distinguished people, why here is a letter from Dr John Bear. Know him?"

"Oh yes, that Diploma Mill founder who now is making a living targetting the very people he advised? Yes I know him."

"Well there is Dr Gollin. Now HE is a great man!"

(Laughing) "Yes I know this Dr Gollin. This expert on distance learning who never took or taught an online course."

"I do not like the tone of your voice sir! I am an expert! See my creds?"

"Sure I do. And since you mentioned the position you are in, well here are some pictures in found online. Speaking of awkward positions.. well I had to hide my eyes from these ones..."

Contraras is now speechless....

"Well Mr Contraras thank you for a rather amusing time. Now please see yourself to the door. I have work to do."

"But... but... don't you want to ask me more about..."

"Oh I have heard enough. Now please see yourself out unless you want our security staff to show you. And please do not touch anything here. Our cleaning crew works very hard to keep things sanitary."