PEARLS OF WISDOM FROM RCD

[Herbert Spencer]

This is the real Douglas group and why Rich has to call his so-called business "The Richard Douglas Group".

Top Ten Rejected Names for Rich Doogle Arse's new business:

10.  The Shoeless Rich Experience.

9. The John Bear Wannabe Consortium.

8.  The Bald Fat Ass Organization.

7. The Lord Culpeper Circle Jerk.

6.  Unavailable Due to Writer's Strike.

5.  The Fourth-Tier On-Probation Amalgamation.

4.  The Steve Levicoff Straight Men's Choir.

3.  The Mark Israel Memorial Bicycling Society.

2.  The Unemployable Ex-Prison Guard Ensemble.

1.  The Union Institute & Car Wash.