Gollin Brat To Poland

[Winston Smith]

The back bedroom had been turned into an examination table full of information about health services in the area.

The bedroom turned into a table? An examination table full of information?

Were the trailer park residents getting it? I'm not.

Was this a magical RV? Did they buy it from the same guy who sold Jack his beanstalk beans? Perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist in Illinois trailer parks.

"Don't worry ma'am, it might look like a tacky RV bedroom, but it's really what we college intellectuals like to call 'an examination table.' Disrobe, lay down and Nurse Tammy and her assistant will be in shortly to scrutinize your low-income genitalia for signs of lethal, contagious, incurable diseases. Care for some helpful HIV brochures to read while you wait? You can read, can't you?"