Gollin Brat To Poland

[Dickie Billericay]

Her honors thesis in GSFS examined the ways that language used by the Centers for Disease Control in its HIV prevention materials possibly furthers systems of marginalization.

Good evening friends and welcome to another exciting episode of “Leave It to Chlamydia.” In tonight’s installment darling young Chlamydia has a problem at school…



Chlamydia: Daddy, I need help with my fucking honors thesis.

Gollum: Did your mother say it was okay to ask me?

Chlamydia: Look, it’s due next week and I haven’t even fucking started yet.

Gollum: Well, you could do what I did, and get 15 friends to write it for you.

Chlamydia: Yeah, and be a fucking laughingstock for the rest of my motherfucking life. Is that the best you can come up with?

Gollum: What’s your topic?

Chlamydia: “The Physics of Cunnilingus.”

Gollum: Oh, I see, well, uh, I really, um, don’t know a lot about that, um…

Chlamydia: Physics?

Gollum: Uh, no, the other, um, err…

Chlamydia: Wait, don’t tell me. You’re tongue-tied? [Sighs] This is a fucking waste of time. I’ll just fucking do what I usually do.

Gollum: Wikipedia? They got 15 people just updating my bio.

Chlamydia: No, ask Mom. I’m sure she knows more than you do about cunnilingus AND physics, you fucking loser.

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WTF is that?

Something to do with testing perverts and dope addicts for lethal, incurable diseases. Since a "peer" is defined as someone of the same status or group, apparently the testers are also perverts and dope addicts.

Testers and Coordinators

Volunteer HIV Peer Testers, Spring 2011:

(email us at hivtesters@oberlin.edu)


Cordelia (Testing: Tues 8:30-10; Results: Tues)



Cordelia is a second semester senior. Her interests include Polish, cake, cuteoverload.com and testing people for HIV, so come get tested!

http://new.oberlin.edu/office/student-he...nators.dot

Also, http://hivtesters.wordpress.com/testers-...rdinators/