Beware of Author Mills

[Albert Hidel]

Thinking about it now, if Uncle J were still around he would probably be hawking a book about Confucius and Plato published via Lulu or something similar. (and of course we would purchase copies just so we could rip him )

You may be onto something there. Just where was Jerko going at 5:00 am?

I'll bet he was on his way back from the 24-hour Kinko's with a trunk load of fresh copies of his "Cicero & Confucius Meet Abbott & Costello" dissertation. He had so much weight in back that his FWD Yugo lost traction on the ice...

"I'm gonna make soooooo much fucking money off this! Wait 'til those assholes at DLTruth see me rolling in cash and fresh poontang. I'll sell one to Bear and two to Jimmy and .... um, well, Gus doesn't have any money...let's see...

"There's no naked boys in it so Chip won't buy one, like he can even read anyway.....Gollin would need 15 people to explain it to him so he won't buy one....

"Oh Christ, that fucking mental case DesElms will be banging on my door again trying to get a free one.....

"I wonder if I can just take this shit back to the printer and get a refund? Yeah, I can tell the credit card company somebody used my card again, like I did with the escort service....

"I don't see any cops, I'll just hang a yuey here and cut across the median.....oh shit ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh..."

[Armando Ramos]

He had so much weight in back that his FWD Yugo lost traction on the ice...

Probably not the first time he took a load in the rear.

[ham]

Thinking about it now, if Uncle J were still around he would probably be hawking a book about Confucius and Plato published via Lulu or something similar. (and of course we would purchase copies just so we could rip him )

Beside the joke on that asshole Janko, I don't think it's consistent to blame the accreditation cartel on one hand, with its left-wing tenors and social alchemy heavyweights AND to ridicule the only truly free press that exists on the other.
People are so conditioned that instinctively equate the 0.6-to-1-dollars-per-page hardcover book by a so-called "academic press" with "true research" and the press anyone can have access to with a weird pass-time by deluded wishful thinkers to toot their useless ideas.
You get tons of bunk in the free press area, but you get infinitely more on the academic side...come on, how many are going to buy that $90, 200 pages book on the use of vocative in Milton's middle works?
Nothing changes...they know they're going to sell under 100 copies of it, including free copies distributed to evaluators and reviewers, but it makes a great addition to the CV.

Oh yes, the media blast case, like the new genocide-themed book or that middle-eastern-politics-first book...as if that wasn't reserved for the good old cabal of known fa/eces.