Wizard of Oz - a Diploma Mill Operator?

[Winston Smith]

Back where I come from, we have great universities--seats of great learning--where men go to become great thinkers. And when they come out they think deep thoughts, and with no more brains than you have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma!

Imagine thinking you can compete with the higher ed cartel. What does he think this is, some sort of free market economy? Three years in Club Fed will put that boy right. Let's see the flying monkeys get him out of that one.