ESB Killer Is Gay Birder

[Albert Hidel]

I'm imagining how the cops might have been thoroughly confounded by the Chop Suey Specs. "The suspect is Asian!? No, he's only pretending to be Asian!? He's really...Asian!? No, he's only half-Asian!? Oh fuck it, just shoot his faggotty bird-watching ass and we'll let the coroner figure it out."

This guy's "art" work is comical too.? One website described it as "creepy, kitschy" while another called it "fucked up and totally strange."

"St. Jolly's Art," as the site is titled, holds work more easily assigned to a 13-year-old boy than a murderer.

The only thing stranger than his "art" is the captions.? He should have tried writing love poems to frat boys, the way Gay Al does.

Buzzing a Pirate Hidden In a Secret Cove
Wading along a submerged ledge of the cliffs encompassing this secret cove, led her to find this 90 Gun Pirate ship quietly hiding at anchor under the moon, on this summer night. Looking at the expanse of lighted windows on the ship's stern, she noticed figures in flight suits out on the balcony like galleries. Entranced by the incongruity of this scene, she flinched in shock as the night's idyll was split by the scream of a fighter plane slicing overhead.