George Gollin SS Pals' Hooker Scandal

[Yancy Derringer]

The price alone, she said, indicates she is an escort, not a prostitute. "You have higher rank," she said.

So let me see if I correctly understand the hierarchy of whore-dom.....



$30 = prostitute



$800 = escort



$40,000 = in a domestic partnership

A Secret Service agent with a Facebook page? What part of "Secret" does he not understand?

He might have thought the "Secret" was just a Katy Winters reference.



(Yeah, you would have to have been alive in about 1966 to get that one.)

Palin stressed she viewed the scandal as emblematic of Obama's poor management. "Look who's running the show," she said.

"Um, hello? Secret Service? Hello? I don't think this thing is working. All I hear is some girls giggling."