What the Man is Really Saying.

[Virtual Bison]

I still say old John missed his true calling. He could have made a fortune selling almost running used cars. Hell he would probably hand each customer a card for Honest John's wrecker service. The old boy would laugh his self silly all the way to the bank.

Nah.. not enough money in the used car racket. I would think more along the lines of commercial real estate in the everglades. Or better yet, he could work for one of those scam mortgage brokers we used to see during the real estate boom. You know, the kind that sold those junk mortgages to naive home buyers.