What the Man is Really Saying.

[Martin Eisenstadt]

I miss kicking his lying ass back and forth with true facts about his past. He really hated it when I quoted him.

Under the Klempner Theory of Temporal Convenience there are no lies, only changes in circumstances. Everything he ever said was true when he said it, and if it's not it's only because circumstances have changed and you are being inordinantly picky for even noticing. Once you drive the car off the lot, it ain't his problem.