12-08-2011, 11:01 AM
(12-08-2011, 07:57 AM)Geoff Vankirk Wrote: Janko's old man seemed kinda normal....
You are right Geoff, the old man seems like a regular guy....Tigers, Arby's, 57 years married..... You have to wonder what trauma set his vile offspring on the path to subhumanism.
Quote:If Janko had written it there would have been a story about how his father barely survived the Detroit riots, bravely tried to rebuild but eventually had to relocate to stay in business.
A pretentious ass like Janko admitting publicly that his progenitor was a mere TV repairman?!? If he had to concede he wasn't like JC himself and born of a virgin, he would make some vague reference to his father's extraordinary contributions to logistics and national security, and perhaps his unparalleled expertise in the works of Tihanyi and Farnsworth.
Kind of funny how the old man returned home unscathed after jockeying a GI truck loaded with explosives all over Korea's dirt rickshaw trails with people shooting at him, while his useless kid managed to kill himself rolling his federalized, Naderized ultra-safe weenymobile on a deserted interstate at 4 AM.
