O's Canuck Bang Bus

[Albert Hidel]

Reminds me of that old movie "Dogfight" with River Phoenix. Some marines have a contest to find the ugliest date. One marine shows up with a date who is built like a linebacker. "That's a six," says the scorekeeper. But one of the other marines protests, "No fair. That's a guy!" The scorekeeper says, "That's a guy? That's an eight!"