Saint Augustin University = ECOLE SUPERIEURE ROBERT DE SORBON in drag

[BROWN TEAL]

1. It's French.
2. It may get you where you need to go, as long as it's not too far and you aren't in a hurry.
3. No matter what you say most people still think you're an idiot for having one.
4. It's French.

Okay, but there are also many beautiful things that come from France - including wine & women!