Beware of Author Mills

[Albert Hidel]

Thinking about it now, if Uncle J were still around he would probably be hawking a book about Confucius and Plato published via Lulu or something similar. (and of course we would purchase copies just so we could rip him )

You may be onto something there. Just where was Jerko going at 5:00 am?

I'll bet he was on his way back from the 24-hour Kinko's with a trunk load of fresh copies of his "Cicero & Confucius Meet Abbott & Costello" dissertation. He had so much weight in back that his FWD Yugo lost traction on the ice...

"I'm gonna make soooooo much fucking money off this! Wait 'til those assholes at DLTruth see me rolling in cash and fresh poontang. I'll sell one to Bear and two to Jimmy and .... um, well, Gus doesn't have any money...let's see...

"There's no naked boys in it so Chip won't buy one, like he can even read anyway.....Gollin would need 15 people to explain it to him so he won't buy one....

"Oh Christ, that fucking mental case DesElms will be banging on my door again trying to get a free one.....

"I wonder if I can just take this shit back to the printer and get a refund? Yeah, I can tell the credit card company somebody used my card again, like I did with the escort service....

"I don't see any cops, I'll just hang a yuey here and cut across the median.....oh shit ARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh..."