12-25-2010, 12:06 PM
What's this we see in the Oberlin classifieds, right in between "HIV Peer Tester" and "Exorcism"???
Why it's the Oberlin Gay Studies department looking for "Childcare Volunteers."?? Heh heh, sure, who wouldn't be dumb enough to leave their kids with volunteers at the Gay Studies department?? What could possibly go wrong??
Although, come to think of it, would anyone going to a Gay Studies department symposium even have kids?
Oh, and if we couldn't guess, look who is rounding up these volunteers...it's little miss radical lesbian cheerleader herself, Chlamydia Loots-Hyphen!
Now children, let's all sing the SMDFMA song together!? Would anyone like a snack?? Sorry, all the ham sandwiches were recalled, but I've got chocolate vaginas and spring rolls!? Yummy.
An ad so nice she ran it twice.? You mean being adjacent to His Majesty King Death wasn't all the credibility you would need for childcare volunteers at Oberlin?
![[Image: childcare07.jpg]](http://www.dltruth.com/gollum/childcare07.jpg)
Why it's the Oberlin Gay Studies department looking for "Childcare Volunteers."?? Heh heh, sure, who wouldn't be dumb enough to leave their kids with volunteers at the Gay Studies department?? What could possibly go wrong??
Although, come to think of it, would anyone going to a Gay Studies department symposium even have kids?
Oh, and if we couldn't guess, look who is rounding up these volunteers...it's little miss radical lesbian cheerleader herself, Chlamydia Loots-Hyphen!
Now children, let's all sing the SMDFMA song together!? Would anyone like a snack?? Sorry, all the ham sandwiches were recalled, but I've got chocolate vaginas and spring rolls!? Yummy.
Quote:Childcare Needed for Research Symposiumhttps://oncampus.oberlin.edu/classifieds...es/?page=2
The Comparative American Studies Department is looking for 1-2 volunteers to provide childcare during Close to Home, the annual research symposium organized by CAS 300: Situated Research. The symposium is SATURDAY DECEMBER 11th from 10am-4pm at the Public Library. Volunteers can expect to spend time reading books with kids and are welcome to listen to presentations when no kids are present. Any amount of time you could put in would be helpful! A light breakfast and lunch will be provided as compensation. Please email clootsgo@oberlin.edu if you're interested.
November 30, 2010
* Cordelia Loots-Gollin
* Cordelia.Loots-Gollin@oberlin.edu
* Wanted
* Volunteer Opportunities
An ad so nice she ran it twice.? You mean being adjacent to His Majesty King Death wasn't all the credibility you would need for childcare volunteers at Oberlin?
Quote:Childcare Needed for Research Symposium Saturdayhttps://oncampus.oberlin.edu/classifieds...-saturday/
The Comparative American Studies department is still looking for 1-2 volunteers to help with childcare at our Research Symposium, Saturday December 11th from 10-4pm at the Oberlin Public Library. We really need someone for after 1pm.
Interested? Contact clootsgo@oberlin.edu or call 217 418 4454
December 8, 2010
* Cordelia Loots-Gollin
* Cordelia.Loots-Gollin@oberlin.edu
* Wanted
* Volunteer Opportunities