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[Winston Smith]

Does anyone have any ideas on Elmer's motivation for this course of action?

I’m not saying he had anything to do with this, but it sure is funny how everywhere he goes some poor gal winds up dead or missing.  If a guy had a thing about offing women who wouldn’t be missed, hanging out with vagrants and hookers would sure make for a good cover….

Woman's body found near Vallejo restaurant
Officials say no sign of foul play, woman may have been homeless
By Rachel Raskin-Zrihen/Times-Herald staff writer
Posted: 04/06/2009 12:17:35 PM PDT

A woman was found dead in a Vallejo restaurant parking lot Monday morning, though foul play doesn't seem to have been involved, officials said.

The body was discovered by an employee of Vallejo's Olive Garden restaurant, in the business' parking lot. The call came in around 8 a.m., said Jimmy Pierson, operations manager of Medic Ambulance Service, who responded to the call.

A call to Vallejo Fire Department was canceled once the paramedics determined the woman was already dead, said firefighter Kurt Henke.

"She's listed as a Jane Doe as of now," Pierson said. "She appeared to be about 40 and there were no obvious signs of foul play. And she appeared to be homeless. She had two shopping bags of personal belongings."

The body, which looked to be that of a Caucasian woman, was found laying face up in a parking space, near a shrub, and seems to have been dead "for a while, for sure more than an hour," Pierson said.

In my experience, a guy who has to advertise that he is “Moral and ethical” is usually neither.  See Greggy’s fantasy resume (pdf).  Or maybe that’s his Christmas wish list.

Also check the LinkedIn profile on Elmer’s new running mate, darling Doug Darling, the drywaller, “chore provider,” and Red Cross volunteer.  Lists his high school activities as “was pretty much a troublemaker.”  I could definitely see one of these guys tossing the other in a wood chipper.