The Old Dog, the Vulture, and the Panther
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Then code enforcement came, declared the tree substandard, unsafe, and a public nuisance, and had it bulldozed.

Animal control came, determined the dog was not licensed, and ordered that it be spayed or neutered and licensed within 30 days.  When the dog was not licensed it was taken to the pound and humanely euthanized.

The environmental protection agency declared the panther an endangered species, and determined that the vulture was responsible for the pile of panther bones on public lands.  He was fined $500,000 and sentenced to three years in federal prison.

A backfire set by the BLM in a brush clearing operation got out of control, resulting in the immolation of the panther in a 90,000 acre wild fire.

Transients and illegal aliens soon occupied the land.  Law enforcement and border patrol agents feared for their own safety, and refused to patrol the area as rival drug cartels battled for control.  ACORN registered 20,000 new Democrat voters.  Illegal alien activists burned American flags, declared that the land was really part of Mexico and erected a statue of Cesar Chavez.  Muslims constructed a 50,000 square foot mosque.

And nobody noticed because it was finale week on Dancing With The Stars and everyone wanted to see who won the coveted mirror ball trophy.
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RE: The Old Dog, the Vulture, and the Panther - by 4Knee Kate - 09-15-2010, 09:23 AM

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