09-08-2010, 12:53 PM
Virtual Bison Wrote:Look at the bright side. Gollin is due for retirement some time soon. And hopefully he will live the rest of is sad life away from everyone. I can just see him in a nursing home, yelling at nurses and shouting at everyone who tells him to shut up.
That reminds me of the Lt. Sobel character in Band of Brothers. The real guy was such an asshole that neither his wife, children, nor any of the guys he served with in the war went to his funeral. The dumbass tried to blow his brains out and effed it up, merely severing his optic nerves and blinding himself. He spent his last 17 years in a VA hospital, no doubt a joy to all the nurses, just as you describe.
Interesting coincidence, the real Sobel attended U of Illinois. Something about that place, like a magnet for assholes. I doubt Gollum will make it to a nursing home, if only because he'll do something stupid like roll the Saturn or lose a bike vs. truck encounter, like his idiot stalker cohorts.
Yes, it will be the "stalker karma phenomenom" in action again, hopefully sooner rather than later. Gollum is about the same age Sobel was when he tried to take the do-it-yourself dirt nap. Let's hope he gets 15 friends to help out, so he can get something right for a change.