Gollin School of Parenting Grads?

[Winston Smith]

Instead of a foul-mouthed teenage boy berating his ineffectual step dad, he could have a foul-mouthed teenage girl berating her ineffectual alleged real dad.  

I imagine that video is exactly what the Gollum household must be like.  That dumbass kid in the Toronto shirt could be a dead ringer for the Gollum Brat.  

Except the ending is weak.  The GB would be more likely to punch Gollum's lights out in the car.  We all know Gollum is a misogynist, so a more realistic ending would have McPork looking for some sprightly, self-reliant grandmas to attack, all while hiding behind his computer.  Then he would write a book describing how he saved the world from the two things he fears most, strong women and free enterprise.