Gollin School of Parenting Grads?

[Winston Smith]

I'm falling in love...

I'm definitely seeing the family resemblance.  

One is a slime-oozing bottom feeder...and the other is a fish.

Aside from the fact that he is a ridiculous asshole, you have to question just what goes on in the Gollum residence that prompts such enduring and virile hatred by a female offspring toward her male parent.

Are you saying that's not the first time she's had his face on her chest?