08-16-2010, 11:41 AM
I was told this came from Rev. James Clifton, although I highly doubt it. But nonetheless, let’s all bow our heads now and join in remembrance of the departed:
Prayer for Mark Israel
Oh Lord, we gratefully acknowledge your infinite power and wisdom, and thank you for the blessings you have bestowed upon us, your humble servants. May your heavenly plumbing function efficiently in both speed and volume as you continue to flush the most odiferous of your earthly turds down your hallowed crapper, without backup or spillage, or need for snakes, rooters or caustic solutions, directly to the eternal sewage treatment plant. Amen.
Prayer for Mark Israel
Oh Lord, we gratefully acknowledge your infinite power and wisdom, and thank you for the blessings you have bestowed upon us, your humble servants. May your heavenly plumbing function efficiently in both speed and volume as you continue to flush the most odiferous of your earthly turds down your hallowed crapper, without backup or spillage, or need for snakes, rooters or caustic solutions, directly to the eternal sewage treatment plant. Amen.

