Gollin School of Parenting Grads?

[Don Dresden]

Talk about platypus lineage...

Careful Armando, you will have PETA after you.  No reason to insult the noble platypus like that.

...along comes his daughter to raise the ante.  

She never misses a chance to insult or embarrass her begetter.  Clearly this is more than just the adolescent unruliness one would expect to result from incompetent parenting.  She obviously hates him to the core, which in turn makes you wonder why.  Aside from the fact that he is a ridiculous asshole, you have to question just what goes on in the Gollum residence that prompts such enduring and virile hatred by a female offspring toward her male parent.