Gollin Shills For Leftist Loser Tim Bishop

[Don Dresden]

Those are some great jokes, but you all still have a long way to go to top "Shecky Tait" and his legendary DesElms jokes.

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.educa...b0f548fa7c

But no harm in tryin':

"Help! Help!" cried the young woman as she staggered up the steps of the police station. "George Gollin molested me!"

"How'd you know it was George Gollin?" inquired the Sergeant at the desk.

"I had to help him" she gasped.

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

They drink until closing time then stagger out into the street, where a bus runs them all over, killing them instantly.

They appear before Saint Peter, who prepares to mete out their eternal reward.  But when Saint Peter looks at his clipboard, he gets all embarrassed.  Shamefaced, he explains that there's been a mix-up, and that the three shouldn't have been killed today at all.

To make up for it, Saint Peter says that they can ride down on the Heavenly slide back to earth, and if they yell out their favourite drink on the way down, then they'll land in a big vat of it, and they can drink to their hearts' content.

Hitler is first on the slide. On the way down, he shouts out "German beer!" and he lands in a large vat of beer, and starts guzzling it down.

Stalin is next on the slide. On the way down, he shouts out "Russian vodka!" and he lands in a large vat of vodka, and starts to drink as much as he possibly can.

Last one to go is Gollin. On the way down, he's having such a fun ride on the slide that he shouts out "Wheeeeee".

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

"Let's make a pact," they say after quite a few drinks, "Whoever survives will put $500 in the others' graves to speed them on their way to the next world, and to thank God for surviving."

On the way home Hitler crashes and is killed. The others go to his funeral; and, as agreed, Stalin puts $500 in cash into Hitler's grave.  

Gollin writes out a cheque for $1000 to Hitler, puts it in the grave, and takes the $500 change.

Gollin, Hitler and Stalin walk into a bar.....

But the bartender refuses to serve them.  So they go down the block to a 7-11, shoplift a couple cases of beer and start drinking in the parking lot.  

Gollin turns to Hitler and says, “We should get 15 friends, burn that crappy bar down and blame it on diploma mills.”  Stalin says, “That’s fucked up.”  Hitler says, “That reminds me, I forgot to pay my gas bill.”