$10,000 or 10,000 RPM?

[Don Dresden]

It seems to be hereditary.  Los hermanos Tait are not just both cops but...

I believe that is a manifestation of what geneticists refer to as the "asshole gene."

Brother Ian's malfeasance seems to be small potatoes on the relative scale of cop hijinks.  That he got sacked for it supports the notion that there is more going on there than meets the eye.  To wit, the very same extreme assholism, assholish conduct, and general assholitudity that we have come to associate with Brother Bruce.  

Let's hope that young Cameron and Elizabeth recognize their genetic peril and immediately have themselves sterilized.  Bruce has been grooming them for membership in the Klempner Klone Kommune since they were infants:

It is with great pleasure and pride that my wife and I announce that our boy/girl twins have been graciously bestowed with Doctoral degrees from the Millard Fillmore Institute by President John Bear, on the occasion of their second birthday. Cameron Tait earned a Doctor of Child Psychology, while Elizabeth Tait is now a Doctor of Elementary Education.

So, for $1.52 in postage, my 2-year old children now have higher degrees than their father, who slaved away taking courses for 10+ years.  

The diplomas are getting framed, and will be hung above their cribs, since they are more impressive than any of my diplomas!  

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