UI Has No H1N1 Vaccine--Gollin Does Nothing

[Little Arminius]

Since lowly tuition-paying students are not part of that equation, he (Gollin) doesn't care if a few dozen or so should die. He gets paid his $100,000 salary no matter what sort of plague decimates the student population.  Every dead student is just one less grade he has to turn in at the end of the semester. 

Does anyone care to wager on whether the H1N1 vaccine will be made available to the UIUC faculty, senior staff, and administrators? And don't be shocked to find out that "Curious" Georgie G. was at the head of the line, ready with some explanation on how the fate of the entire higher educational system rests on his narrow shoulders.