Gollin Swishes on YouTube

[Don Dresden]

Wasn't there some girl on SNL who used to stick her hands in her armpits and then smell them?

When I first saw this I thought it was just casual nose picking, but now that you mention it I see you are right, that it's less actual nose-picking or nose-wiping than it is Molly Shannon-style finger-sniffing. YECH!

But it looks like he's also going pocket-to-nose as well as armpit-to-nose. So unless he's got a ham sandwich stuffed in his pants that's crotch-sniffing too, not just pit-sniffing.

This thing is going to get analyzed more than the Zapruder film. Here's what I have so far:

0:17 LH to pocket

0:27 RH to nose

0:29 LH to armpit

0:39 LH still in armpit

0:49 LH still in armpit

1:00 LH away from armpit

1:03 RH to arm (pit scratch disguised as sleeve roll?)

1:05 LH on hip, effeminately

1:07 LH to face (finger sniff disguised as face scratch?)

1:09 LH limp wrist wave

1:18 LH nose pick/finger sniff

1:20 RH to pocket

1:38 begin LH butt scratch

1:48 LH still butt scratching

1:58 LH still butt scratching

2:03 end LH butt scratching

2:04 RH limp wrist wave

2:06 RH nose pick/finger sniff

2:07 RH to pocket

2:11 rubs crotch on podium