Obama = President Pantywaist

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Who is this idiot Gerald Warner?
Another living room Rambo and armchair Hercules who watched too many Chuck Norris re-runs from the 1980s?

On to Nato and the next big objective: to persuade the same European evasion experts that America, Britain and Canada should no longer bear the brunt of the Afghan struggle virtually unassisted.

It is THEIR war...they are profiting from opium and oil. Who ran away from Iraq with boxes packed with money? Certainly not Poles or Italians or some other third-rate scum 'proud ally'...

A BBC investigation estimates that around $23bn (£11.75bn) may have been lost, stolen or just not properly accounted for in Iraq.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/7444083.stm

Oh, I forgot they are 'doing it for us'...
PFFT!
Everybody knows which artworks Nazi hoodlums had ransacked during their European tour...did your local TV or press say anything about the plundering of Iraq?

Boy, do I hate those 'conservatives'...UK in 1939 was THE world superpower...their 'disinterested crusade for someone else's freedom' demoted it by 1944 to the rank to a mere regional power...what do they want, being demoted to Sierra Leone's level?
PFFT!

So The One retired triumphant, having secured a massive contribution of 5,000 extra troops - all of them non-combatant, of course - which must really have put the wind up the Taliban, at the prospect of 5,000 more infidel cooks and bottle-washers swarming into the less hazardous regions of Afghanistan.

Are there billions to steal, too?

"Rules must be binding," declared Obama, referring to the fact that Kim had just breached UN Resolutions 1695 and 1718. "Violations must be punished." (Sounds ominous.) "Words must mean something." (Why, Barack? They never did before, for you - as a cursory glance at your many speeches will show.)

Ok, nuke Iran...nuke North Korea...but before, nuke Israel that has been dodging, ignoring and laughing at U.N resolutions for decades...well, although logic, this last phrase may not register well with mr. conservative's editors and employers...who knows why, eh?

liberal-delusionist initiative on nuclear disarmament and sitting down to negotiate with any power freak who wants to buy time to get a good ICBM fix on San Francisco, or wherever.

Sure, with all those weapons of mass destruction your henchmen found in Iraq, eh mr. conservative? Or were your friends busy plundering Iraq's wealth and handing out contracts to your supporters to bother with what might one day happen to San Francisco?
Hey! CIA could sell them a suitable missile...after all, they've been equipping murderous religious extremist for decades! Hey! Britain stirred Arab nationalism first during WWI to annoy the Turks...why is Arab nationalism now bad, mr. conservative?
Hey, mr. conservative...why did you lie to me saying all those illegal  Muslim aliens were a godsend for western economies and only Nazis full of hate could not see they'd make us richer than we've ever been? Why do you want to nuke them now?

So, next time a senior al-Qaeda hood is captured, all the CIA can do is ask him nicely if he would care to reveal when a major population centre is due to be hit by a terror spectacular, or which American city is about to be irradiated by a dirty bomb.

Hey armchair Rambo, why don't you reopen those famous gas chambers everybody talks hysterically about all the time? Nevermind 'hate crimes'...those are for the 17yo skinhead caught with three copies of Mein Leben...he'll go to jail...

The worst part is that idiot gets money to write this tripe...


PFFT!