Al's Dreamboat

[Dickie Billericay]

Here's how they do it in Louisiana:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oi3Hyxuf5AE

Five years probation!  Wonder if they have a group rate, like shoot four and do 15 years probation?  

Maybe Obama will extend "cap and trade" to something like "probation banking."  Every year you don't get into trouble counts as a good year for future probation.  When you have five years of future probation accumulated you can shoot one pervert.