Next Clone to Snuff It?

[Dickie Billericay]

ROFLMAO*  

*an Uncle J favorite

Which in his case now stands for:
Rolled Over the Ford, Lost My Ass, Oops.

Alternatives:

Really Only Faked Liking My Ascetic Occupation
Rotten Ornery Fucker Lashing Mindlessly At Others
Ridiculous Old Fruit, Loyola Masters Achieved Only
Relying On Foreign Languages to Make Asinine Observations
Rejecting Ongoing Female Liaisons, My Avocation is Onanism