Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash
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Quote:...what police believe was a one-car crash on westbound Interstate 94.

The guy knew he was a fucking loser and offed himself.

No kids, no wife, no life except for DD (which is the same as no life at all), surrounded by other fucking losers, degenerates and stalkers, a third-rate job in a fourth-rate venue, no future for you...

So he wasn't quite as big an obtuse dumb ass as we all thought. Shrewd self-assessment Janko. You finally got one right.

Quote:Some car accidents are in fact suicides. This especially applies to single-occupant, single-vehicle accidents. "The automobile lends itself admirably to attempts at self-destruction because of the frequency of its use, the generally accepted inherent hazards of driving, and the fact that it offers the individual an opportunity to imperil or end his life without consciously confronting himself with his suicidal intent"[6].

The real percentage of suicides among car accidents is not reliably known; studies by suicide researchers tell that "vehicular fatalities that are suicides vary from 1.6% to 5%". [7]. Some suicides are misclassified as accidents because suicide must be proven. "It is noteworthy that even when suicide is strongly suspected but a suicide note is not found, the case will be classified 'accident.'"[7]

Some researchers believe that suicides disguised as traffic accidents are far more prevalent than previously thought. One large-scale community survey among suicidal persons provided the following numbers: "Of those who reported planning a suicide, 14.8% (19.1% of male planners and 11.8% of female planners) had conceived to have a motor vehicle "accident"... Of all attempters, 8.3% (13.3% of male attempters) had previously attempted via motor vehicle collision."[8]

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Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by True Patriot - 01-30-2009, 09:43 AM
good riddance - by ham - 01-30-2009, 01:32 PM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by Someone - 02-01-2009, 04:44 AM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by Armando Ramos - 01-30-2009, 07:34 PM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 01-30-2009, 09:06 PM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 01-30-2009, 11:03 PM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 01-31-2009, 05:43 AM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 01-31-2009, 05:52 AM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 01-31-2009, 05:08 PM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by Someone - 02-01-2009, 04:24 AM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 02-01-2009, 06:36 PM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 02-03-2009, 06:42 PM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 12-05-2011, 02:14 AM
RE: Uncle Janko Killed in Car Crash - by ham - 01-30-2016, 03:45 PM

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