Did Gay Al Kill Mitch Mitchell?

[Armando Ramos]

I wouldn't put anything past Contreras. He has taken some obscure state office and twisted its mission to promote his own personal agenda. That being said, though, complicity in a suspicious death sounds a little far-fetched.

Now there's a topic for one of your little surveys. Which is more far-fetched,

a) a rock star dying of natural causes

b) Gay Al snuffing Mitch Mitchell, or

c) Gay Al picking on religious schools for any reason other than that they are opposed to sexual deviants like him.