07-16-2007, 10:52 PM
to impress or fool the unsuspecting is enough to disseminate buzz words such as "FBI...operation...seizure...indictment...degree mills".
So the other day i went to the parlour of mr. X, who is a licensed chiropractor, with my friend Moe who is 68yo and served as traffic cop until he retired to have his sciatic pain treated. On the (well established ) chiropractor's wall we saw a catchy diploma, which turned out to be from some degree mill; all I & Moe do is looking at the diploma for a few seconds, get our spine treated, pay & gracefully exit.
So from my ***.edu address i write to our local "White beaver's tribune" and ask for the gossip columnist.
Next day you get headlines about "UNIVERSITY SCHOLAR MASTERMINDS VAST POLICE OPERATION TO EXPOSE QUACKS WITH MILLED DEGREES".
Under pressure from the article, the private medical facility where the chiropractor serves urges him to resign...too bad, he treats patients in his home studio.
Next time "Black beaver TV" calls for an interview about my "research" (which i qualify as "extensive" ) etc, even if i only ran the degree mill's name through google.
Next day again i'm a star...see? And i still have foreskin on my penis...
So the other day i went to the parlour of mr. X, who is a licensed chiropractor, with my friend Moe who is 68yo and served as traffic cop until he retired to have his sciatic pain treated. On the (well established ) chiropractor's wall we saw a catchy diploma, which turned out to be from some degree mill; all I & Moe do is looking at the diploma for a few seconds, get our spine treated, pay & gracefully exit.
So from my ***.edu address i write to our local "White beaver's tribune" and ask for the gossip columnist.
Next day you get headlines about "UNIVERSITY SCHOLAR MASTERMINDS VAST POLICE OPERATION TO EXPOSE QUACKS WITH MILLED DEGREES".
Under pressure from the article, the private medical facility where the chiropractor serves urges him to resign...too bad, he treats patients in his home studio.
Next time "Black beaver TV" calls for an interview about my "research" (which i qualify as "extensive" ) etc, even if i only ran the degree mill's name through google.
Next day again i'm a star...see? And i still have foreskin on my penis...
A.A Mole University
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore
B.A London Institute of Applied Research
B.Sc Millard Fillmore
M.A International Institute for Advanced Studies
Ph.D London Institute of Applied Research
Ph.D Millard Fillmore