MORE DRIVEL FROM AN "EXPERT"

[Albert Hidel]

Looks like George is in the mood to perform a little of what he likes to call "public service."

That is the reason I am hoping the SRU case goes to trial.  When the government's "confidential informant" takes the stand, the government's case will immediately go down the dumper.

JUDGE: The witness will take his hands out of his pants, quit scratching his ass and answer the question.

CONFIDENTIAL INFORMANT: Oh my, this is just so surreal, duck beaks, dog closet, goat bag, trailer park hounds...

JURY FOREMAN: Your honor, can we please just vote to acquit now so we don't have to watch this scratch and sniff show any longer?  We're all becoming nauseous.  

CONFIDENTIAL INFORMANT: ...papists, chocolate vaginas, phallic spring rolls, mutant pork, week-old gefilte fish, sons-of-bitches!

JURY FOREMAN: And while were at it, is there anything we can convict this witness of?