Unethical George Gollin Sued Again--This Time in Illinois!

[Yancy Derringer]

Is unethical George Gollin still um, "employed" at UIUC?

According to Coursicle, unethical George Gollin will be "teaching" four courses this Fall 2018 semester. Probably some TAs with marginal English skills will be doing the actual work, but students won't know that until the classes actually start and it's too late to drop.

Looks like Gollin will really have his hook nose to the grindstone this coming semester, putting in almost an hour a day on Tuesdays, nearly two hours a day on Wednesdays and Thursdays, and a grueling three hours and fifty minutes on Fridays. Gosh, that's a solid 500 minutes of labor a week! What a trooper. How does he do it, and all for only $100,000+ per year?

That should leave him plenty of time for consulting with his taxpayer-paid lawyers and defending against more lawsuits by the growing army of poor black people he has offended.

PHYS 225-A
Relativity & Math Applications
Tu
George Gollin
4:00pm-4:50pm
Loomis Laboratory 151

PHYS 225-D3R
Relativity & Math Applications
W
George Gollin
4:00pm-5:50pm
Loomis Laboratory 158

PHYS 298-OWL
Fresh/Soph Special Topics Phys
Th
George Gollin
4:00pm-5:50pm
Loomis Laboratory 276

PHYS 398-DLP
Soph/Junr Special Topics Phys
F
George Gollin
1:00pm-4:50pm
Loomis Laboratory 276

I wonder what unethical George Gollin's physics colleague Brendt Christensen will be teaching this Fall 2018 semester? According to Coursicle, accused kidnapper and murderer Brendt Christensen is "not teaching in Fall 2018." Well that certainly will be a disappointment to all the potential deviants looking for pointers to improve their abduction and molestation techniques.

UIUC Physics Department
Let's Compare These Two Fine Examples of Higher Education Instructional Prowess...

"Teaching" next semester                                        Not teaching next semester
Convicted Ethics Violator                                          Suspected Kidnapper & Murderer
Blamed for Death of Millions of Africans                    Blamed for Death of One Chinese Girl
Posts 1,280 times on                                               Visits "Abduction 101" forum on
    gay boy pornographer's website                            fetish website
Makes death threats using Zodiac Killer logo              Doesn't make threats, actually kills people (allegedly)
Wife cited by FDA for                                               Wife wired by FBI to record incriminating statements
    selling mutant lab pigs to public for food
Illinois law has penalty for ethics violations                 Illinois law has no death penalty
Drives a Saturn                                                            Drives a Saturn