Unethical Scumbag George Gollin Fined $5000 for Ethics Violations

[Don Dresden]

George Gollin found guilty of violating ethics law.

Who ratted out George Gollin?



10. His domestic partner, Mutant Pork Mel, the UIUC Conflict of Interest Officer? Did it finally catch somebody breaking the rules at UIUC?!? Even though "Loots" is "Stool" spelled backwards, it still prefers that name to "Gollin." Who can blame it?



9. His Lesbian Cheerleader Daughter Chlamydia Loots Hyphen Gollin? Or as it so eloquently put it: "piss!
fuck you rock n roll family, you always let me down!"?



8. His out-of-the-closet nephew Lucas Gollin Hyphen Hoepfl? Thanks for letting the brony out of the bag, Uncle George!



7. Goose Sainz? Take another bow, Alfalfa!



6. John Klempner Bear? Only one self-proclaimed diploma mill expert allowed!



5. Gregg "World's Foremost Asian Hooker Expert" DesElms? But if one of the self-proclaimed diploma mill experts should happen to fall, all the others move up in rank, right?


4. Pedophile-pandering porn peddler Thomas Vernon "Chip" White? Used for 1,280 posts, then tossed like the Kleenex from yesterday's circle jerk??



3. Adjudicated civil rights violator Alan "Anal" Contreras? George never calls any more, how to regain that special passion?



2. Everyone whose life was permanently stained by associating with George Gollin's embarrassing congressional race (e.g., campaign manager Monica "Fishy" Biddix, Novarah Fatima "Astroturf" Kazmi, and Gollin's fellow unethical professors, Leon Dash, Nancy Blake and Laura Greene)?



And the (likely) winner is ....

















1. The Illinois Democrat Party machine. They told George Gollin that lovely Ann Callas was going to be the Democrat nominee, but did George Gollin listen to them? Nooooooooo! He had to stalk her, lie about her politics, piss away half a million dollars on negative campaigning--and he still finished in third place!



Even Democrats have standards, however low they might be. Gollin was a wart that needed to be removed, and they surgically removed him. Next time--if Gollin is really stupid enough for there to be a next time--it won't be so tidy and just might be permanent.